My life right now constitutes eating 2 Minute Noodles and watching all the episodes of ‘The Vicar of Dibley’ on YouTube.

My roommate and I are sitting 10m away from each other, and yet we’re too lazy to talk so we’re posting pictures on each other’s Facebook walls.

My sister was supposed to pick me up from my place and drive us to our mum’s for Xmas Eve dinner.

It’s 3:00pm. I think she forgot about me.

I’ve been a fan of Richard Armitage since I first saw him in the BBC’s television show ‘Robin Hood’.

I was ecstatic when he was in ‘Captain America’.

And I am so happy he’s in ‘The Hobbit’, and receiving the praise he deserves.

I just want everyone to love him for the brilliant actor that he is!

My afternoon nap’s dream consisted of me crashing 007’s yellow sports car into the ocean, Daniel Craig pretending to be John McClane, and Sir Patrick Stewart talking to me about being an author while my brother pretended to be Zoidberg as he was kidnapped by Nazi soldiers.

My neighbors are having sex to ‘It Must Have Been Love, But It’s Over Now’ by Roxette.

IS IT OVER? IS IT OVER NOW?!

Half an hour until midnight.

Half an hour until work finishes.

I love watching TV with my racist, homophobic, sexist father.

Somehow, a stint in the hospital landed me with hair lice.

I just hair dyed the fuck out of those motherfuckers.